Wikipedia Smurfin' Rocks!

Although this begs the question of why one would ever need such information (a question to which I have no good answer) Wikipedia once again comes through in the clinch.

  • Actor (aka Timid)
  • Airborne (aka Aviator)
  • Alchemist (aka Apprentice)
  • Baby
  • Baker
  • Barber
  • Bashful
  • Brainy (aka Supersmurf; King Smurf)
  • Clockwork
  • Clumsy
  • Cook
  • Cobbler
  • Dabbler
  • Doc
  • Dopey
  • Dreamy (aka Astro)
  • Editor
  • Farmer
  • Finance
  • Fisher
  • Flighty
  • Grandpa
  • Greedy (aka Master Smurf)
  • Grouchy
  • Handy
  • Harmony
  • Hefty
  • Jokey (aka Prisoner)
  • King
  • Lazy
  • Marco
  • Meaty
  • Miner
  • Nanny
  • Nat (aka Natural)
  • Nosey
  • Painter
  • Papa
  • Poet
  • Pushover
  • Reflection (aka Hundredth)
  • Sassette
  • Scaredy (aka Brave)
  • Sickly
  • Sleepy
  • Sloppy
  • Slouchy
  • Smurfette
  • Snappy
  • Sneezy
  • Somebody (fka Nobody)
  • Sweepy
  • Tailor
  • Timber
  • Timid
  • Toughy
  • Tracker
  • Vanity
  • Weakling
  • Weepy
  • Wild
  • Wooley

Because I love the coulda-been stories of characters that narrowly missed the cut and a chance at history, I have compiled my own list.

  • Accountant (carries abacus and talks incessantly about Sarbanes-Oxley)
  • Buffy (looks just like Smurfette but carries a wooden spike)
  • Director (stocky with full beard, wears shorts, and quotes from comic books using issue number)
  • Dot-com (rides a Segway everywhere and uses words like “monetize”)
  • Faith (looks just like Buffy but with black hair, dress, and shoes)
  • Golf (wears loud, plaid pants)
  • Lion Tamer (carries chair and whip)
  • Lorelai (looks just like Smurfette but with brown hair, carries a coffee cup, and talks really fast)
  • Mama (never seen, only referred to as “the smurf that took all of Papa's money in the divorce”)
  • Naughty (torso is pixelated)
  • Nerdy (wears thick glasses and a pocket protector; constantly makes DND and BtVS references)
  • Panhandler (carries a cardboard sign with a different message each episode, e.g., “Will Smurf for Food”)
  • Pimp (purple hat and pants and lots of gold)
  • Stand-up (carries a microphone and tells inappropriate knock-knock jokes)
  • Zoo (khaki hat and pants; has Australian accent)

Which did I miss?

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