Mimes do memes very carefully

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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

I have a scar on the middle knuckle of my right little finger that appeared in college but whose provenance is unknown. Given that I did not have a cut on my knuckle before I got drunk one night and I did have such a cut after I got drunk, I suspect that the drinking was involved. It is a nice little reminder to be careful.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Not much of anything other than paint, some white and some sky blue.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?

My phone looks like a crappy, silver Kyocera phone because it is a crappy, silver Kyocera phone, emphasis on crappy.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?

I listen to most kinds of music except jazz. The only jazz I can stand is that played by the big bands and Pete Fountain; the rest of it irritates me to the point of smashing things.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

I was born in the morning between seven and eight.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

A nap. And after I wake up to be appointed Emperor of the Known Universe.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?

I miss my dad.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?

My books, including my PowerBook.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

Chocolate chip cookies.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Yes, rather. A boyhood friend discovered the hard way that trapping me in a tight space turns me into a feral animal.

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:

I would be disappointed since there is more I want to do in this lifetime.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Yesterday a very good friend told me about his deceased father visiting him in a dream and I cried. But I am a weepy little shit.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?

None. I am highly sensitive and all colognes and perfumes annoy me. Blecch.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? (Um, what about same sex?)

Red hair. (drool) Despite my shiny pate, I have a slight preference for long hair in others.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?

If I said “the men's restroom at a truckstop” you would get the wrong idea. Oh, proposed not propositioned.

16. DO YOU LIKE PORN?

Oh, yes. I like porn on many levels: I like artistic expression of all sorts; I like filmmaking; I like sex.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?

Of whom I know? Probably our neighbor but that may not count since he is mad all the time anyway.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?

I speak a small, atrophied amount of street Spanish learned in my childhood. I know a few words and phrases of Gàidhlig and Nihongo.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?

My prom date gave me a pink shirt for my birthday. (Do you think she was trying to tell me something?)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

I would prefer to not fall in love with someone who is leaving. But I have never had a choice of whether or not to fall in love; the heart follows its own path.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Nothing says it like the gift of eliminating their enemies.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

Sixty-nine, dude.

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?

Redheads! (drool)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?

I call home more than any other number.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

While I find both stupidity and insensitivity annoying, inauthenticity annoys me the most.

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

I may have been present when one was committed. But I did not inhale.

39: WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?

Checking my friends' blogs.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I can think of nothing worth the risk.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?

I like the question memes, too.

42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?

Sausage and garlic.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?

Resume homebrewing.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

A new dual G5 with a pimped Cinema monitor.

45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?

Smugly rejoice in the proof that God finally resorted to plagues in retribution for American Idol.

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