That One Meme

the scar you're most proud of	that from my vasectomy
your favourite condiment	ketchup
if you have freckles	some
your preferred method of cooking	over an open flame
what shoes you're wearing	grey cross-trainers
how many children you have	the two best
the first person you french kissed	Kristi Garofalo
your preferred breed of dog	Rhodesian Ridgeback
where you were born	Fifth Plane of Hell
what colour underwear you're wearing	grey
where your keys are right now	in my man-purse
if you have split ends	no ends to be split
when you last got laid	before I got this year's sinus infection
your opinion on airline food	blecch
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	none
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	the bouncy horses on top of big coil springs
your worst malady	worry
if your mum loves your dad	I presume she did
if you can sing well	passably well
what your olympic event would be	sumo
someone you admire	my grandmother
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	Burkina Faso
the last time you cried	yesterday evening
your most interesting sexual congress location	on the other side of an open window from my best friend
part of the Sunday papers you read first	don't
the languages you speak	English, Spanish, and a smattering of Scots Gaelic
the religion you were raised in	Baptist
if you can draw well	stick figures
your favourite photograph	the latest one of my kids
what you should be doing instead of this	finding a new job
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