I Love It when a Plan Comes Together

From my comment in 's journal:

“My favotire theory is that raccoons are actually the descendents of spacefaring aliens who crash-landed on Earth while on a drunken joy-ride in a stolen spaceship. It explains why they're bitter and always watching us: they're waiting for our technology to get advanced enough for them to steal a ship and get home. It also explains why they're such bad-asses in a fight: their traditional martial art, Jeet Raccoon Do.”

The best part about that joke is that I didn't think of it until I actually started typing it.

I hope the Bruce Lee estate and JKD afficianados will forgive me. I'd hate to get my ass kicked in the parking lot tonight.


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